Hello, yes? I'm here for the yuri. I was told there'd be yuri. No? It's more just undertones? This isn't what I was promised! No, I'm sorry, I have to go, no, you, NO, YOU SAID, NO, UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI, OKAY? YOU GO ALL THE WAY OR YOU GO HOME, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS! IT'S YOUR ONE JOB, MY COFFEE MAKER HAS ONE JOB, TO MAKE COFFEE AND IT MANAGES TO DO THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY! I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF "COFFEE UNDERTONES"! THEY'RE GIRLS, IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR???
I was only seven years old. I loved cats so much, bless their little feline hearts. One fateful evening, my dad bought me a whole box of anime… because he thought it was cartoons, and it was cheap at the thrift store. I sat down, and watched a random one. It was interesting… but didn’t really suite my needs or catch my short attention span I had as a child. It was some guy in a orange and blue fighting uniform killing aliens. But the next one, peaked my interest. It had something quite unusual, that some say, only an otaku could love. It was… a girl, two actually, who had cat ears and a tail. Or, as most people would call them, nekos. And they even purred and meowed, and loved scratches under the neck. They were everything a boy my age could want, a cat, and a girl who wouldn’t slap me for looking at her. They gave me, what I would later learn to be an erection. I fell in love with this anime instantly, and the more I watched the more I fell in love with the two neko girls. The anime quickly became quite ecchi, and the cat girls nipples would occasionally slip out, and one time they were fondling each others breasts. But, there was a certain episode that I remember being my favorite. In the episode, the two nekos got completely naked, and made love to each other. I remember back on this episode fondly. However, as the years went by, I slowly forgot about that hentai episode. Until recently, when I started having dreams about it. This must be a sign. I have to watch it again. I did a lot of searching online, and I did finally find it. On Hentai Haven. However… to much of my disappointment, my wifi is too slow to load the episode. Please, let the powers be, 1 like = 1 wifi. I need to see that yuri neko hentai again, it’s my destiny.